Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Cannibals in the City

Just a day after 'cured' brain cancer patient Max Brooks went on a rampage cannibalizing five people including a police officer who responded to 911 calls, there have been several more incidences of citizens turning cannibalistic. Authorities are certain the occurrences are not related.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Tonight on ZBC World News

Carnage at the gym.

'Cured' brain cancer patient, Max Brooks, went on a rampage early this morning, killing five people including a police officer who responded to 911 calls that there was a cannibal in the City Gym parking lot dining on his victims. Failing to heed warnings from police to 'drop the body parts', Mr Brooks was shot three times as he attacked and killed a rookie police officer. Both the policeman, Ken Lunth, and Mr. Brooks were pronounced dead at the scene.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Tonight on ZBC World News

Miracle cure turns deadly. Researchers accused of rushing trials of newest cancer surgical technique on humans before thoroughly analyzing results in test animals.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Dead Time

Dead time is the time after an event during which a system is temporarily unable to record another event. In a paralizable system, an event happening during the dead time will restart the dead time with increasing rate so that the system will reach a saturation point where it will be incapable of recording any event at all.

Friday, April 20, 2012

This week on the Recover Your Health Channel:

What causes a mental breakdown? Nano techniques in combating brain tumors. Six ways to cultivate compassion. And untold emergency room stories.